N is for Nectarina
Most people believe the Nectarina is a ballerina who was magically transformed into a nectarine by a witch or a wizard or a Starbucks barista. This is false.
In fact, the Nectarina is a nectarine that spent over two decades deep in the jungles of Antarctica learning the mystical art of fruit ballet by world-famous ballet coach Sir Reginald McTablecloth.
I bet you feel pretty stupid now, don't you?
